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with all of ST, NC and EC of all clubs, out of now where an RA member (mentioning no names…haha) flies out of the crowd and with a couple of good hits knocks the fuck out of one of the guys talking shit. Who would ever guess that a Relaxed Atmosphere member would throw first blows before anyone in EC, ST and NC???? God I love alcohol!! HahaWith the fight club shut down, the fun was about to begin! Chas, Kevin and myself made our way onstage to find the crowd not being to cooperative. Word of advice, if you want a Bitchin bikini contest gone nude to get on the way and last for a LONG period of time you might want to listen to the guy with the mic when he tells you to back up and not to throw things on to the stage. Those that didn't listen you are all fucks in my book. Anywho, Chas and myself decided to handle the mic for a while and Chas challenged all clubs to out do EC with donating money, which the winner would receive. With EC, ST and RA topping the club list of donations, Bill and his crew from Ekstensive donated the most and the pot topped out at $1000! With that being said Chas decided to do a stage dive and was almost dropped a couple of times. Oh that was some funny shit! That would cue up the beginning of the fun. From the first girl out to the last the nakedness came off the first set and would only get crazier from there. I could go on about the girl's 69ing and fingering themselves and others, but I'll just let the photos do all of the speaking! You thought 3 years ago coverage I got was good; wait till you see this coverage! With Chas on one side of the stage, Kevin upfront middle and me on the other, we manage to grab 215 photos of pussy, titties and more pussy for you to enjoy. I managed to help one girl win it all with holding up her leg so everyone could get a nice glimpse at what was down below. Very nice, and as I instructed her to do she managed to win it all. What a guy I am… hahaAfter the contest was over the grounds cleared out faster then Chas busting a nut for the first time after 20 plus years of being a virgin. While leaving the grounds we followed Bill from Ekstensive as he took a short cut out of the area and by passed everyone to the highway. While in Chas's Full-size we had a dragging contest down the highway with Bill while he was in his bagged CTS. Coming up to the looooong line of rides on the road leading to the highway Chas got an idea to laid his ride out going about 70 past the line of rides lighting up the entire highway.
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Shortly there after a cop pulled us over packed 4 deep in a standard cab but was never asked about seat belts or piled lap deep. The night would only get better as the Cop asked what Chas was thinking; Chas replied, "What do you mean?" The cop says, "What was that back there?" then Chas replied again, "Oh that! I was just having a little fun." Yeah at this point it would be best if Chas not speak. After getting a ticket for "operating a vehicle in an improper manner", it was time to head to the Hamilton where we would met up with everyone from ST, NC and RA and continued drinking and just having a gay Ol' time. As the drinking binge went on, a collection went around to get a couple of individuals to mud wrestle in the back irrigation ditch thingy. Oh what a funny site it would be. On our way to pick up Chas's booty call we got passed by Bill Carlton and Mitch Henderson in Bill's bagged CTS, they decided to blow their air horn as we pulled in the hotel parking lot. While parking we managed to get one last opportunity to speak to some lovely Oklahoma police officials. As they approached the truck, they asked us why we pulled the air horn back at the intersection. They then were insulted when we told them it wasn't us and it must have been a Cadillac. With the story not jiving, Chas told them his horn didn't even work (like I stated earlier, Chas would be better off not speaking… haha) so he was then pulled out and had a sobriety test where they decided he wasn't good enough to drive so someone had to drive us out of the hotel grounds so the cop wouldn't see him driving again. What a great end to a fantabulous night. After dropping Chas and his booty call off at the hotel I drove our good friend Jeri back to her hotel and then preceded back to my hotel for some much needed shut eye.If you've never been to Lowdown Showdown/ Hodown you might want to think about participating next year. The only thing that could make this show any better would be to ban all bikes, quads and mini bikes from the grounds as I hate seeing those guys show off and doing burn outs by show rides even though nothing has ever happened you still never know, and I'd hate to see one of those guys get the beating of a life time because they lose control. But anyway we will be back for sure next year and for years to come!By: Garrick ArendsPhotos by: Garrick ArendsChas NicholsKevin McCanlies
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